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Movie review There Will Be Blood (2007)

July 4th, 2008

Paul Thomas Anderson’s "There Will Be Blood" is bright. The centerpiece is the great Daniel Day-Lewis, wHO is unafraid. After all, oilman Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis) is no sympathetic hero world Health Organization finds Supreme Being. There’s no "quality arc." He gets meaner as his biography goes on.

Daniel is lean and weathered, not by the harsh atmospheric condition of his work merely with his inner demons expressing themselves on his face and body. He is outcast, hates people, lies, and cheats. He is a bastard through and through. His only love is for his adopted young son and "partner", H.W. (Dillion Freasier).

Clearly, novelist Upton Sinclair (who wrote "Rock oil!" in 1929) understood that people never modification. It’s a myth. Unless, of course, and it’s only a modification, if you swallow Jesus as your personal Savior, or medicate yourself (I know firsthand).

"Blood" is an epic that begins with Daniel, freezing in stark purdah, prospecting for silver and gold. This work is dirty, solitary, and dangerous. Instead, when Daniel hits oil, he begins a cutthroat calling as an oilman. It’s his only pleasure. A sober young man, Eli Sunday (Paul the Apostle Dano), comes to him with a proposition. He wants money for information where on that point is oil color soaking up the fields. He necessarily money for his church. Daniel accesses the domain and wants to buy up all the surrounding territory since monolithic Standard Oil is already closure in.

The squalor of the citizenry is mitigated only by their deeply religious nature – something Daniel cannot abide with. The townspeople are delighted with Eli, their self-anointed fire-and-brimstone young preacher. Eli’s father and the former families put their cartel in Daniel, who has cheated them out of not but their land, but earnings.

Daniel’s passion is scarce as strong as Eli’s. He skillfully uses his study of people, and what they want, as manipulation. Eli seduces with promises of salvation; Daniel seduces with promises of wealth.

The dangerous boring takes a toll on the workers and an accident causes H.W. to be badly injured. He loses his audience and is cruelly rejected by Daniel – for burning down their tent.

To earn the only if hold-out landholder – Daniel needs to build a pipeline on the man’s property to bring the oil to the sea – he must confess his sins and accept Jesus in front of the full community.

Daniel’s humanity is awakened when a man, Henry (Kevin J. O’Connor), comes to Texas and claims he is his half-brother. He asks for a job and Daniel begins to bring him around as a surrogate for H.W.

Yet, Daniel begins to feel uneasy about Henry.

To go any further would only break apart a fib ripe with a mesmerizing study of a unpitying man pose on transforming a landscape, purging the earth of its treasure, and liberation himself from all material needs. Only amassing money can release him from the reek of other people.

As Daniel’s empire flourishes, he disintegrates. In the final stage, he is alone in his sign of the zodiac. H.W. has returned to say him he wants to start his own oil drilling company in Mexico. Daniel sees this as his word becoming a competitor and savagely tells him world Health Organization he actually is and why Daniel raised him. It’s agonizing in its cruelty.

Daniel Day-Lewis is electrifying. He has embraced this role as if it was his last. He is consumed with Plainview. He revels in the function. Day-Lewis’ protrayal ranks with the great performances of Robert De Niro in "Raging Bull" and Charlize Theron in "Monster."

We have a bun in the oven Day-Lewis to fully assimilate his characters. Has he ever walked through a role? But it is Paul Dano who is a shock. He shook me. It is to Anderson’s skill that Dano’s performance is so scandalous. His confidence in his character’s accuracy is breathtaking.

The original music by Jonny Greenwood (much of the brainiac behind Radiohead) is grand. Luckily, I have the CD. This score is perfectly rough-textured and such a classifiable companion to the tone of the film that it will stand aboard other great film scores.


Movie review Windtalkers (2002)

July 3rd, 2008

What can buoy I say about the new dramatic war heroic Windtalkers? Well it’s for certain a step up for director John Woo (his last riffle was the dreadfully leaden sequel Missionary station Impossible 2), but it’s a step back in terms of this special genre (this is no match for Saving Secret Ryan, Platoon or regular this year’s engrossing We We’re Soldiers).

Taking place during Reality War 2, Windtalkers tells the story of a decorated soldier (played by Nicolas Cage) assigned to protect a new inscribe (played by Adam Beach), a broad eyed soldier of Navaho decent whose area of expertise happens to be talking in a code that the enemy cannot understand. This, of course, makes him a valuable asset during the war.

Cage is passable here–he’s restrained to be sure, but is unable to create a fully coarse-textured character. Spell Beach’s character is evenly underwritten, he brings a warmth and likability to the share that is most welcome. The rest of the cast is comprised of major talent including; Gull Ruffalo, Simon Peter Stomare, and a low key Christian Slater. All are enough but at that place is zilch particularly memorable about these all too familiar characters. I did like Roger Willie, the Navajo wHO is opposite with Slater. Like Beach, he brings a certain likablity factor to a underdeveloped role.

And on that point lies my big problem with Windtalkers. Rather than giving us a bigger glimpse into the Windtalkers themselves, the focal item seems to be on Cage’s character and his battle with personal demons (all also obvious ones I mightiness add). That’s a shame, because the code talking element of this moving picture could let really been interesting. Instead, Windtalkers bombards us with familiarity. Racial confrontations between soldiers, themes of honour, and a plethora of death and carnage. We’ve seen it all before, and very much more in effect.

The best I tin say of John Woo’s direction is that had I gone into the picture not knowing he was the director, I never would have guessed it. Windtalkers doesn’t seem drowned in his stylemark slow gesture shots and I didn’t count one dove (although there is a shot of a pelican). Even so, Woo seems a little out of his element here. His Windtalkers lacks the visceral charge and patriotism of Steven Spielberg’s Saving Secret Ryan, and can’t pit the realistic brutality of Platoon. Woo also seems to get a problem with drama. At the screening I attended, I noticed audience laughter during scenes that were supposed to be serious.

I guess share of the blame should fall on screenwriters Gospel According to John Batteer and John Elmer Reizenstein. Aside from one stirring, adrenaline pumping sequence in the middle of the film, identical little in this picture is as effective as it aspires to be. And patch it’s well shot, it isn’t all that convinced. How else can it’s makers explain all those Nicolas Batting cage flashback sequences. It’s simply a want of faith in the material. Court is better than this, even though his Hollywood works have never been able to really display case his talent. I did enjoy Broken Arrow and Face Off, but they can’t hold a cd to his earlier deeds (Hardboiled is one of the best action films I’ve always seen).

Windtalkers does consume some exciting action sequences but none of the cast is ever granted a prospect to shine. And ultimately, I ne’er really mat like the film makers were telling the right story. That’s a shame, because this could have been a really interesting film alternatively of a fairly forgettable one.


Movie review Deep Blue Sea (1999)

July 2nd, 2008

Action film maker Renny Harlin got his big break directing the fourth installment of the Nightmare On Elm Street series. The only major film he had to his quotation at that point was a ridiculous action thriller called Born American. Elm Street gave him the push he needed and then he was minded the go-ahead on Die Hard 2, which put him in the bad time. Aside from the Elm Street and Decease Hard sequels, Cliffhanger was his only other major success. The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane and Cutthroat Island fizzled at the box office, and The Long Osculation Goodnight did moderate business enterprise. This brings us to Deep Spicy Sea, an underwater thriller about genetically altered sharks.

The cinema is an ensemble featuring: Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Rapaport, Orange yellow Burrows, Lowell Thomas Jane, LL Cool J, Jacqueline McKenzie, and Stellan Skarsgaard. To the highest degree of the performances, Jackson included, are mediocre at best and the as usual in a Harlin film, the dialogue is atrocious. Level the extra effects deficiency punch. The rubber sharks look pretender and the computer generated sharks look too cartoonish.

The prominent surprise is that I still enjoyed Deep Naughty Sea. Harlin, more than ever, shows his extraordinary technical skills in making a thriller that has a great sense of timing, beautiful production values, and some truly terrific moments (including one that you will not bear).

This pic is redolent of early better movies like Jaws, Alien, The Abyss, and Jurassic Park; however, it is what it is–a brisk, exciting action moving-picture show. Also, the camp value in this film works much better than it did in Lake Tranquil. Perhaps thatÕs because Even-tempered tried so hard to be comical, whereas Deep Blue Sea plays it straight.

One can only hope that Harlin will someday combine good action with a good screenplay, and memorize how to work with actors better. For now, he’s got execution depressed and with Deep Blue Sea, that’s enough to keep it alive.


Movie review The Mist (2007)

July 1st, 2008

The Haze over is the latest collaboration between horror author Stephen King and director Frank Darabont. The first clip these deuce got together it resulted in one of the best movies of the last 25 years. The Shawshank Buyback is a text quran example of cinematic perfection. The arcsecond time Darabont and Billie Jean Moffitt King paired, it was for the similarly themed Green Mile. The reason I bring these two films up is to set up the stage for The Mist. Right out of the gate, know that The Mist is aught like Shawshank or William Green Mile. Those films traded in King’s trademark horror sensibility for emotionally sinewy drama. While The Mist doesn’t roam away from drama, make no mistakes–this is a straight up monster pic! But this isn’t just about the monsters in the mist (and there are many creatures to speak of). It’s besides about the monsters interred deep within the human psyche.

In The Mist, a thick fog rolls into township, and several shoppers at a local supermarket cursorily begin to realize this is no ordinary fog. What are the creatures that emerge from this mist? Are they share of a screw up at a nearby military base where scientists ar trifling with the possibility of opening the threshold to latitude planes of existence or are these creatures straight out of Revelations? They are explained, but they’re more of an explain to unleash the darker side of the human characters.

Like all memorable horror films (think Night of the Living Dead and it’s shrewd, satirical follow up Dawn of The Dead), The Mist over could be seen in many different ways. Yes, it is a behemoth flick and, at times it even degenerates in to high camp, just just below the surface of this b-movie, is a heavy foundation of social commentary. The Mist over plays as an allegory for station 9/11 paranoia (interesting given that King’s novella was published nearly thirty days ago). It’s also about religious fundamentalism (Marcia Braw Harden’s superb, visceral turn as a crazed religious zealot is both screaming and temperature reduction). And while the fusion of social commentary, horror, camp, and drama doesn’t always work, The Haze over still got to me.

I have no question that this film volition divide audiences. Following a screening of the motion-picture show, I engaged in several conversations with folks wHO had a difference in opinion. Some thought it was wacky, while others simply thought it was boring. For me, it worked. This isn’t to say The Mist isn’t flawed. It certainly is. There are issues with the dialogue. Included, one too many scenes in which characters overstate the obvious. When a door is opened, it isn’t necessary for a character to let us know it. We can run into it for ourselves. On that point are also plenty of standard horror movie cliches. Characters standing around alternatively of truckage ass out of a dangerous situation. But then, this is the sorting of stuff many common people expect out of a movie like this. They want a reason to yell at the characters up on that point on the screen. "Get the hell out of at that place - dumass."

In the end, what actually affected me was the film’s tone of voice. There’s an ominous sense of apocalyptic dread oozing from The Mist, to the highest degree notably in the last act. And the ending! A devastating powerhouse. The most worrisome, gut racking, cynical conclusion I’ve seen in a film since the concluding moments in David Fincher’s Seven. Foreign, given that Darabont (a film maker known for a sentimental side – see The Majestic) delivered one of the nearly perfectly fitting upbeat endings in motion-picture show history (that moment on the beach during the final frames of Shawshank nearly stirred me to tears). But is the ending in The Mist the right ending? Author Stephen King thinks so and I agree. (Though it is a significant departure from King’s possess). The Becloud is a movie close to darkness and despair and the ratiocination, while incredibly dark, feels right. It also feels very Gloaming Zone as does much of the movie.

Frank Darabont isn’t beneath the unpleasantness of The Fog. He’s tackled horror workings before (in the 80’s, he penned screenplays for A Incubus on Elm Street 3: The Dreaming Warriors, The Fly II, and the underappreciated remake of The Blob), only The Mist is a good deal more elaborate. There’s more going on in this movie than meets the eye.

As a director, Darabont has scaled things back a bit. Kinda than large, sweeping photographic camera movements, he’s resorted to a more intimate, hand held approach with the aid of the team that brings television’s "The Shield" to living. Truth be told, there are a few shots that are a bit sloppy, simply overall, this approach benefits the flick. It puts us right there in the supermarket.

Darabont is a headmaster at building tension. There’s a sequence in which a mathematical group of survivors attempt to retrieve medical supplies from a nearby pharmacy, that is absolutely nail bitter (those wHO have a fear of spiders, best close their eyes). Darabont is too clearly a big fan of the genre. He not only pays homage to Billie Jean King, but thither are tips of the hat to a number of other great genre films including The Fog, The Thing, and Aliens.

The Mist isn’t precisely the feel good pic of the holiday time of year, but it is further proof that Darabont and King do a great team. Over again, this isn’t The Shawshank Redemption or The Green Mile, merely it is a creepy-crawly, bleak and jaundiced appear at the world fill in with dread monsters, frightened human beings reverting to primordial instincts, and a devastating moral dilemma I won’t soon forget.


Movie review Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

June 30th, 2008

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Ballad is the up-to-the-minute offering from the folks who brought us the side splitting hilarity of Anchorman and, while this goofy mockery of NASCAR doesn’t deliver the jokes as fast and furiously as Anchorperson, it has enough senior high school energy laughs to cause it one of the more pleasurable comedies of the year. Granted ‘06 has non been a banner year for comedies thus far (with the obvious exception of Thank You For Smoking, Clerks II, and the forthcoming Borat).

In Talladega Nights, Will Ferrell plays Ricky Bobby, a dimwitted stock car driver whose biggest goal in life is to "go fast." With the aid of his best friend Cal Naughton (John C. Reilly), Bobby sling shots his way to the top of the NASCAR game until a Daniel Chester French racing sensation (played by Sacha Baron Cohen) starts stealing his thunder.

While Talladega Nights is lampooning racing in general, it also borrows quite a bit from the Tom Cruise flick Days of Thunder in terms of it’s extremely loose plot structure. For example, a big component part of this movie follows Ricky Bobby’s attempt at reacquiring his racing "mojo" afterwards experiencing a wreck on the running.

As was the casing with Anchor, director Adam McKay encourages his roll of comedic talent to do a lot of improv make on the fly. But unlike that side-splitting piece of unrehearsed bliss, Talladega Nights actually features (what’s more – seems to actually follow) what some might moot a plot. And in fact, thither are regular a dyad of character arcs. Furthermore, the comedy director gets to try his handwriting at some action oriented fare. Some of the racing footage is pretty damn impressive.

Will Ferrell once once more puts his lovable man-child personae front and pith, and this time he puts a Southern spin on it. The end result is pretty damn funny, although I’ll confess that it does help a lot that I’m already a big Ferrell fan sledding in. I don’t think Talladega Nights will do anything to change your opinion of the man.

Ferrell gets a terrifying boost from a hilarious supporting hurtle. John C. Reilly (climax off a wonderfully goofy turn in Robert Altman’s Prairie Rest home Companion), is a riot as Ricky Bobby’s life long buddy Cal. He is, peradventure, the only character in the plastic film who’s actually more clueless than the star of the show. Sacha Baron Cohen alligatored me up as Ricky’s homosexual opponent, a daft racer wHO delivers his lines in a bizarre dialect that has to be heard to be believed. I’ve certainly ne’er met a Frenchman world Health Organization talks the way he does. As much as I liked Cohen in this motion-picture show, I don’t think it had to do as much with the character he’s playing as it has to do with my non being able to get him out of my head after seeing him in the riotously ingenious Borat (that movie comes out in November).

Perhaps the funniest bit of acting in Talladega Nights comes from Gary Kale who virtually steels every scene he’s in as Ricky’s also-ran of a father. As the burnout Reese, Kale has the more inspired moments of the film. On a final note, I real enjoyed Junebug’s Amy Adams as Bobby’s mousy assistant. She has a soliloquy towards the end of the moving picture that had me in stitches, and her small "Whitesnake" video here and now with Ferrell is painting perfect.

Talladega Nights is stupid fishy and it earns spear carrier points for leaving the raunch cistron at base. Most of the image is laced with slapstick humor (view as an unharmed Bobby strips down to his underwear and runs around the data track like a mad man–convinced he’s on fire), over the top schtick (see our intrepid hero take on a bloodthirsty panther) and goofy references that brought a smile to my grimace (the homage to Highlander in special, slayed me). What’s more than, The Lay of Ricky Bobby features the likes of Mos Def and Elvis Costello in the oddest and most random of cameos. Just light-headed, silly, stuff and nonsense.

Cars is the definitive stock railway car racing flick of the season, and it still remains to be seen if Talladega Nights will improve with repeated viewings as I’ve only seen it once. As it stands, I didn’t laugh as concentrated at this as I did at Anchorman, merely it sure as shooting has it’s moments, and it’s pass that Go McKay and Will Ferrell were innate to work together. I’ll be look forward to their next comedy with anticipation. In the interim, The Lay of Ricky Bobby offers enough spirited laughs to warrant a hearty passport.


Movie review Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)

June 28th, 2008

Alvin and the Chipmunks is the best movie of 2007…starring chipmunks. All jokes aside, I wasn’t well-nigh as harassed by this movie as I persuasion I would be. It isn’t the perfect family film mind you, merely it does move at a speedy pace and the film does manage to fire that sort of nutlike spirit that made folks fall in love with Alvin, Simon, and Theodore in the first seat.

This big screen take on characters Ross Bagdasarian created virtually fifty days ago, is an origination story of sorts and shows how human musician Dave (Jason Lee) first met up with the singing and dancing chipmunks. In the early goings on, Dave simply wants to hone his have musical skills through Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, only eventually, a family adhesion develops. A bond that is threatened when an egomaniacal record executive (played by a perfectly slimed David Cross) jumps into the impression and exploits the innocent little chipmunks for financial gain.

The effects here are of the been there done that variety, and Jason Lee isn’t always able-bodied to sell the fundamental interaction sequences, only ultimately, I enjoyed myself. The tunes, including a rollicking version of Funky Town and the familiar Chipmunk Yuletide classic, ar entertaining and many of the jokes (including a hilarious helium gag) ar surprisingly funny.

With its themes of family and a humorous, if a tad obvious, stab at the recording industry, the harmless Alvin and the Chipmunks is a fun time for the hale family. It isn’t groundbreaking ceremony by any stretch of the imagination, but it is brisk and moves at a quick time. At the very least, I was able to enjoy it through the eyes of my children. They were positively mesmerised by it.

Cmon Cristal, this moving-picture show had a trailer featuring a gnawer eating dirt, that’s right a rodent eating doodly-squat. That was it for me, I refuse to ever watch this film, this is the problem with Hollywood. It’s not that there isn’t enough creative ideas out thither, it’s that crap like this is easy to make and market and people will see it like lemmings lining up to jump off a cliff.


Movie review Beloved (1998)

June 26th, 2008

Academy Award winning director Jonathan Demme directs this nearly trio hour epical based on Toni Morrison’s Pulitzer Award winning novel. Oprah Winfrey plays a former slave who continues to be haunted by demons of her tragic past. When an one-time friend, played by Danny Glover, comes back into her life, she hopes to make a new start.

Demme sets an eerie and haunting whole tone for this film that is unmatched, but the story only didn’t entertain my stake. Winfrey does a just job, only it’s zip spectacular. The film actually belongs to Thandie Sir Isaac Newton, who lets herself go as the supernatural title character world Health Organization comes to visit Winfrey’s home. It’s a furious and uninhibited performance.

Another strike against Beloved is it’s unnecessarily long running time. I’m all for an extra long composition, but only if the story is involving and continues to have things to say, which this film didn’t. I’ve always been a big fan of Demme’s work simply Beloved was a allow down for me. There’s been a great conduct of arguing over world Health Organization deserves deferred payment for the screenplay, and Demme did a respectable job with the material, regardless world Health Organization wrote the script.


Movie review Scary Movie 4 (2006)

June 25th, 2008

Scary Motion-picture show 4 is the quarter in a franchise created by the Wayans Brothers, and the second of the serial publication to be directed by David Zucker. For those of you who aren’t in the know, Mr. Zucker is part of the team responsible for Airplane, Top Secret, and the Defenseless Gun flicks - high school energy send-ups that fundamentally inspired the Wayans brothers to make the original Scary Picture show in the first place. So is the fourth entry odd? Well, I wouldn’t rank it among Zucker’s very best, merely I laughed heartily throughout the photographic film.

Scary Moving-picture show 4 is yet another parody of other movies, but it has a pace, and energy that raise it far higher up the likes of the recent Date Movie. Patch horror films are it’s primary aim, Scary Picture 4 takes swipes at other genres as well. Some are tired (badly folks, the Brokeback Mountain jokes have gone excessively far) only others ar quite cagy (one of my favorite gags in the photographic film is a riff on War of the Worlds - watch for the bit in which a pack of Tripods mArch through a virtually destroyed Detroit City).

Holding the laugh-fest together is the further evolving comedic talents of the hilarious (and cute) Anna Farris. Her comic timing is stager sharp, and she likewise brings a likable lineament to the clueless merely lovable Cindy Campbell. Craig Bierko (Cinderella Man) takes on the male star, a sort of Tomcat Cruise type who has the daunting task of saving the world and getting the girl. Truth be told, Bierko pretty much plays it square (save for the giving Oprah Winfrey Show conclusion), and spell he doesn’t particularly do anything memorable here, it doesn’t matter because Shuddery Movie 4 isn’t about him. It’s about the funny. Spell we’re on the subject of queer, Zucker photographic film veteran Leslie Nielsen provides the icon with some of the biggest laughs. Seriously, the nude scene alone warrants some kind of an honorary Oscar.

Scary Motion picture 4 moves at lightening speed and clocks in at just under 90 minutes, but it makes the nigh of it’s short linear time. In addition to pokes at Brokeback Deal and War of the Worlds, we get big time winks at Saw, The Grudge, The Small town, Million Dollar Baby and countless early films.

Scary Movie 4 is hardly perfect comedy. It does have several moments that don’t work, but the film is jam packed with so many fishy gags that the good ones outweigh the bad. The celluloid tends to be crude, but non to the extent of the first two Shuddery Movies and in fact, Part 4 is far more domesticate than Date Movie. My biggest yield with the movie ar the particular effects. Some of the visuals ar actually too good (in particular during the War of the Worlds sequences). I think the proceedings power have been more laughable had the effects been a short cheesier. As it stands, the tripod sequences ar nearly as impressive as the ones in Spielberg’s film.

I had a fun time during Scarey Movie 4. Perhaps it was the Sapporo I was boozing while I watched it or maybe I precisely happened to be in a beneficial mood that night. Whatever the instance might have been, I was riant consistently and you can’t ask for anything more than that during a Scary Picture show.

Perfect lampooning of Cruiseee - they couldn’thave bought more appropreeiate timing for that.

Good call, I laughed sufficiency times to make it worth the 9 bucks, but it was naught to rave about. RV was surprisingly much punter - that one I’ve been recommending.


Movie review Chicken Run (2000)

June 24th, 2008

The volaille, along with the moo-cow, has long been considered one of the dumbest animals on the planet. After observance the gloriously spectacular Volaille Run, peerless might remember twice before dining at their nighest KFC.

Taking its cue from The Great Escape and Stalag 17, this stunning piece of claymation (courtesy of Nick Mungo Park and the other mythologic creators of the Wallace and Gromit shorts) besides manages to pay court to Asterisk Wars, Hoosier State Jones, Sweeney Tod, and countless early films, spell also managing to act along briskly with its own cunning charm.

Ginger the gallus gallus has aspirations of living life outside her cage. She tries to motivate her boyfriend friends and gets a big promote in the form of Rocky the rooster (voiced by Mel Gibson).

Chicken Run is sort of like Babe in the sense that you begin to see what these feathered creatures may in reality be thought. I constitute this to be vastly superior to Babe and I think it’s because Chicken Hunt down has a kind of energy and spirit that was absent in the overrated sus scrofa picture.

Nick Park and crew experience put more care and heart into these characters than you might see in a lot of recent live action efforts. Even the chickens’ eyes blink in a constant, realistic fashion. It should also be noted that Chicken Run offers sharp, quick dialogue, flawless redaction, a terrific John Colin luther Powell score, and a fantastic cast including; Miranda Sir Ralph David Richardson as the evil Mrs. Tweedy, Julia Sawalha (Absolutely Fabulous) as the innocent and naive Ginger, and Mel Gibson as con-chicken Rocky.

It seems that claymation is almost a dead artistic production form. That’s sad because two of the very best family films of the 90’s happened to use this wonderful


Movie review Red Planet (2000)

June 23rd, 2008

In a year chalk full of fast food for thought cinema here comes Red River Planet, a harmless, special effects heavy picture, in which zero very surprising finds its way to the screen.

In this futuristic scientific discipline fiction moving-picture show, Earth is all simply destroyed, so the alone hope for the human race rests on the possibility of colonizing Mars. A gang is sent to the Red Planet to prep it for living conditions. Of course when our intrepid heroes get to the Redness Planet, all hell breaks loose. The team consists of Val Kilmer, Tom Sizemore, Benzoin Bratt, Publius Terentius Afer Stamp, Simon Zelotes Baker, and Carrie-Anne Moss. Moss girdle aboard the ship as the others journey to the planet’s surface where they play a political science issued automaton that has gone around the bend.

There ar certainly echoes of that "other" Mars icon, Mission to Mars which came out earlier this year. Thankfully, Red Satellite is nowhere near as heavy handed as the laughable Brian DePalma piece. No, this picture goes for obvious storytelling and calculated thrills as our crew desperately tries to out wag a killer android and escape sealed doom.

The performances are decent sufficiency, most notably Sizemore, world Health Organization manages to get off a couple of smart ass zingers. Kilmer and the rest of the cast are just form of there–playing it by the book of Numbers. The special effects ar convincing sufficiency, although scarce groundbreaking.

The director is Anthony Dustin Hoffman who, like so many other directors in the past few years, got his start doing commercials. He directs Red Planet at a brisk stride but with so few surprises, that I got quite bored. In the end, Bolshie Planet is just another in a long billet of films that opts to play it safe.